drewfonts - "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" vs. The Maryland Deathfest

Ah, the Maryland Deathfest. I refer, of course, to the three-day death metal festival (guaranteed to be as festive as death itself) held each May at Sonar in Baltimore, MD. Oh, how it inadvertantly brings me such fine entertainment year in and year out.

First, the motto: "Supreme Annihilation." Sounds like a swingin' night on the town, am I right? Too bad I was promised the exact same thing at Deathfest '07. Granted, I was relatively obliterated by the extreme levels of metalitude then. But supremely annihilated? Ha! Hardly.

And the band names? Always a joy to read. This year they were so colorful that I simply couldn't resist Madlibbing them. And what better Madlib to do than "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"? Do enjoy.

Picture yourself in a Infected Malignity on a river, With Waco Jesus trees and Phobia skies Somebody calls you, you Squash Bowels quite Deranged, A girl with Fuck...I'm Dead eyes.

Cellophane Flesh Parade of Repulsion and green, Decrypt over your head. Impaled for the girl with the Ingrowing in her eyes, And she`s gone.

The Arson Project in the sky with Behold...the Arctopus... The Arson Project in the sky with Behold...the Arctopus... The Arson Project in the sky with Behold...the Arctopus...

Follow her down to a Gruesome Stuff Relish by a fountain Where rocking horse Macabre eat Monstrosity pies, Everyone Defeated Sanity as you Blood Duster past the flowers, That Nuclear Assault so incredibly high.

Newspaper Martyr appear on the shore, Waiting to take you away. Climb in the back with your Hellnation in the clouds, And you`re gone.

Picture yourself on a train in a Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition, With Engorged porters with looking glass Coffins Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, The girl with Fuck...I'm Dead eyes.